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[14 Mar 2007|12:33pm]
[ mood | ill and dying ]

I believe there is some conspiracy theory about me trying to visit Manchester and my health; everytime I plan a trip, I get a skin infection; is this some odd deity warning me that if I visit Manchester, something bad will happen? Hmmmmm...

Oooh, Ian's home. I hear the car.

Yeah, so I have another damn skin infection; not happy. I look like a right pratt in all my bandages; well, not a pratt, more, well, mummified except I was allowed to keep all my internal organs and not have my brain pulled out my nose. To be fair though, I may as well have done for all thats its functioning correctly. I'm in a lot of pain, and it's pissing me off.


Uni is rather crappeh, and I'm missing MORE work because of this again. Just glad that it got caught in time so that I don't have to be in hospital again. Bloody body. (No pun intended).

I may rant more later, once my head has stopped pounding and I'm not trying to stop my body for throwing up. Stupid body.

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KiSSeS! [30 Dec 2006|03:45pm]
Thank you very VERY much for the Christmas card! :o)
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[24 Dec 2006|05:33pm]
[ mood | blank ]

Hope everyone has a nice Christmas. ;o)

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[05 Nov 2006|06:08pm]
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I went to the shop and I bought...* [24 Jun 2006|01:04pm]

Ok, update!

Thank ya for inviting me Beffy-poos! Twas great fun! :oD Shall have to be repeated up at mine next times! I'm finking, that next time, for all the non-vagina possessing ones, there should be a test to see if it was just God being mean with the apparatus and that...

Basically, if they think like a girl, we could THINK about letting them come. But it has to be decided by the full committee. Or else I think Ian may murder me; apparently I'm being sexist.

Anyway, great fun! :o) Lets just not mention the kareoke though.

* Anchovies
Bannanarama CD
Egalitarian named George
Former Eugoslavian Republic
Hunchback named Quasimodo
Icelandic prisoner of war
Jackal from Primark
Kickboxing monk from Tibet
Midget from Pakistan, who was on the set of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but isn't actually an umpa-lumpa, he's just an umpa-lumpa's sex toy. He's 37, and has 3 and a half kids, one of who was crossed with a rabbit, then social services got involved around allegations of child pornography and beastiality
Oblong vibrator
Pisspot used by Queens throughout the ages
Quantum Leap DVD boxset
Rape/Jesus-seed oil field
Steelman/aka Laura's ex boyfriend with the tiny penis.
Trailer Park
Unicorn Nazi
Vladamir of the Third Reich
Window Cleaner called Bob

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[04 May 2006|03:17pm]
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[04 May 2006|01:25pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Last night, I watched The Matrix 3 (I know it has a name, but I don't actually care.) after spending the best part of the day having to write computer programming for my stupid retardedly un-useful Research Methods. I think if my day had had anything more to do with computers, I may have actually turned into a Cylon.

I seem to have been wacthing quite a bit of sci-fi which has computers created by humans rebelling lately. Has anyon any feelings on this?

I was wacthing the news last night, and I was actually ready to march down to London to blow the fuckers up. It may just have been my EXTREME exhaustion, but I think it was also, ya know, because everyone seems to be toss-pots in government at the minute. Is it only little ole idealist me who thinks there might still be some people who go into politics to help people; not just to earn a fat pay check and connections? Do people REALLY not do that anymore? Did they start off like that, and just get very disillusioned?

ITV News made me want to kill things. They were SO bias; there was NO impartiality, and I hadn't noticed before how bad they actually are. I should try to wacth the BBC whilst exhausted too I think; might make me see things I hadn't seen before.


Found this bit of retro, and it reminded me of how Ian gets me to do things. It annoys me. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=383 I'll be really pissed off at him, and ready to kill, then, with the puppy eyes, suddenly, I'm all melty. I have no will-power.

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[25 Apr 2006|01:22pm]

Ok, I havn't posted in a while, so, due to procrastination, here go's!

A big thank you for anyone who came to my party (yeah, I know it was AGES ago), but it meant a lot that you all dragged your arses up to our house in the arse end of nowehere... :o) I'm still not sure what happened regarding the amount of San Migel and cider left, but there ya go! ;o) I actually havn't got round to taking the balloons down yet, but ya know!

Uhm... I started quitting smoking againa the beginning of this week. Wednesday to be precise. And I managed it until sunday/monday. Then my stress about uni and period pain (and I mean UBER pain) kicked in. Not amused. Apparently, the reason my period is the worst it's ever been (and good GOD, they were bad enough before) is because I've put on quite a bit of weight over a short period of time... so, my mummy pretty much said 'OI! FATTY! DIET!!!' Ok, so it may have been put differently, but same difference. I was planning on doing it anyway... I tried on this really nice frock, and it, well, didn't fit, and I was quite gutted. So, body image issues at the minute are quite high... So, there we go. Mummy also told me not to go on the pill; it's a short term fix apparently. But to be honest, what IS long term fix for heavy periods?! The menopause?! Plus, it'll make me put on weight apparently; but if it makes my periods lighter, then that's fine.

Ok, I'm going to stop talking about my periods now. *

I've turned veggie again on moral reasons... I think it's in part due to moinkers posting up pictures of beautiful baby animals... I'll sit and look at them, go aw, then think, OH GOD, I ATE YOUR MOTHER... and feel guilty. So, me and Ian are both going veggie... well, Ian is of sorts anyway. Plus, on a little more selfish note, meat is too damn expensive. Admittedly, so's Quorn and stuff, and I can't eat a lot of veggie mixes (nut allegy), but ya know. I think I'm going to be eating mostly vegtables/pasta. It's not like I don't like them, so thats fine! ;o) Plus, the only meat I really eat is sausage/bacon which is LOADED with fat. 

I'm taking my sister to an under-18 club in newcastle next week, which should be interesting. I want to get ID'd! "Are you under 18? Yes *squeaks*" However, my plan is to start off in my uni bar, so, ya know... ;o) But she's not drinking, so it's fine. It just seems wrong to go straight to a club; under 18's or not. 

Uni; blah... I have 2 essays to do, and revision for next week... so, blaaah... I should have started earlier, but I've been so busy doing stuff for my sisters birthday, I havn't had chance. All my uni stuff has been up here, and I've been down with my family for the last week... </moaning about something thats my own fault>. Missed uni yesterday as well due to UBER pain of doom. It's not even funny; my hips and my back hurt really badly because of it... 

Well, this is a pretty comprehensive update actually, so I'm quite proud of myself!!! Ugh... just missed my mouth with my cup of tea, and not have tea all down my hoodie :o( 

Right... well, I'm going to attempt my essay; I have to talk about the cold war from a realist stance... and I really don't want to.I find it so boring, and I wish I didn't, but I do. Also, I'm talking about the effect of pressure groups on democracy, and although thats SLIGHTLY more interesting, I've just gone off politics so much since starting my degree. FUCKING HELL. That looks and feels so wierd to write down; 'degree'... sounds so old. 

Anyway, catch y'all later.

~Miss Porritt

* This may have been a lie

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[23 Apr 2006|10:49pm]
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[16 Mar 2006|04:25pm]
The tax burden: EU15 states and others

Total tax revenue as a % of GDP
1975 1985 1990 1995 2000 2002 Change 1975-200
USA 25.6 25.6 27.3 27.9 29.9 26.4 4.3
Ireland 29.1 35 33.5 32.8 32.2 28.4 3.1
Switzerland 27.0 25.8 26 27.8 30.5 30.3 3.5
Australia 26.5 25.6 29.3 29.6 31.8 31.5 5.3
Portugal 20.8 26.6 29.2 33.6 36.4 33.9 15.6
Canada 31.9 32.5 35.9 35.6 35.6 33.9 3.7
New Zealand 28.5 31.3 37.7 37 33.4 34.9 4.9
Spain 18.8 27.8 33.2 32.8 35.2 35.6 16.4
United Kingdom 35.3 37.7 36.5 35 37.4 35.8 2.1
Greece 21.8 28.6 29.3 32.4 38.2 35.9 16.4
Germany 35.3 37.2 35.7 38.2 37.8 36 2.5
Netherlands 41.3 42.8 42.9 41.9 41.2 39.2 -0.1
Luxembourg 37.5 45.1 40.8 42.3 40.2 41.8 2.7
Italy 26.1 34.4 38.9 41.2 43.2 42.6 17.1
Norway 39.3 43.1 41.5 41.1 43.2 43.5 3.9
Austria 37.4 41.9 40.4 41.6 43.4 44 6.0
France 35.9 43.8 43 43.9 45.2 44 9.3
Finland 36.8 40.2 44.3 46 48 45.9 11.2
Belgium 40.6 45.6 43.2 44.8 45.7 46.4 5.1
Denmark 40.0 47.4 47.1 49.4 49.6 48.9 9.6
Sweden 42.0 48.2 53.2 48.5 53.8 50.2 11.8

Source: OECD Revenue statistics 2004
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[26 Feb 2006|06:23pm]
[ mood | bored ]

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[22 Feb 2006|11:00pm]
[ mood | sore ]

Fucking twating monkey.

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[17 Apr 2005|07:27pm]
[ mood | content ]

I went for a bike ride today! :o) My new toy; havn't decided on a name yet though. She's great!!! Although it did get cold, and it WAS the first time I've rode since I was, uh... 6 or 7? And I was all wobbly, and a boy-racer nearly hit me on returning from Nicola's... and it was scary...

Going shopping into Middlesbrough for various sister birthday bits... if anyone's in M'bro tomorrow afetrnoon, they may see me walking round the shops, with a big list, with a glazed look on my face, looking for the nearest pub... don't mock, it's been a tiring few days!

Liverpool yday was very... uh... girly. I had to go shopping with them, and it was AWFUL. I did get a new skirt, and 3 new tops though, which lessened the pain a little... but not much.

Yeah... so, I'm bored.

am 56.5%
You Beat Me?

EDIT - Does anyone else instantly think of Fletch when reading this? - http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=339

Random depressing (no pun intended) fact, about Teeside; It has the highest suicide rates in the country. Slightly morbid and bad taste fact, but hey.
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[02 Feb 2005|07:13pm]

But I being poor have only my dreams.

I spread my dreams...

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...under your feet.

Tread softly, for your tread on my dreams.

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Zombie zombies zombies... [08 Dec 2004|05:29pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

The latest Foamy is rather amusing... go see. Now. Foamy's Rant 4 also. Too true... Preach on little squizzle...


So, I've been outta bed for about an hour and a half now... not seeing much point. Getting rather damned bored attempting to purge this college work. Can't believe we break up for Christmas in a week. It's rather damned scary. I don't know where this year has gone! It's just vanished... Meh.

Random image...

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This is currently how it is at my house. SIMS 2 IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL DAMNIT... PURGE IT...

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This is just because I thought it was cute...

ALSO... If anyone knows where to get some quite flat, knee black boots (like Daria's) please tell me, because I'm searching all over. Like, Doc Martens types just not... can't pay £150 for a pair really... so, yeah.

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[07 Dec 2004|11:36pm]
Take the quiz: "Method of Suicide"

Your own gallows call. Your method of suicide is Hanging.
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